Nomenclature, you Skank, YOU!

 So, I know I haven’t said anything for a long time. I apologize. Now that that is out of the way I can begin to tell what it is that I have been up to. Well, I spend every night with my head in my O-chem book trying to make sense of bond-line structures, isomers, resonance structures and this horrible thing known as nomenclature. I assumed that nomenclature in o-chem would be just as easy as in general chemistry well I will be the first to inform you that it’s not. It’s a bitch; A growling, snarling, snapping, dictator of a concept. If you are thinking slit my wrists now you are on the correct path. I took my first exam Friday and have no idea how that went….in years past the average is a D so I’m clinging to a scraggly hope for a C. Honest, if I got a C I would probably go out and get myself a chocolate sundae.

Second, I have been attempting to pay attention in a genetics class with the most bizarre women as the professor. She seriously does not make any sense or follow the syllabus at all, the only good thing is that if you are smart and show up to her “review” you get the answers to all the homework problems. Hooray! Cause I don’t have the time to even read the chapter let alone get any form of actual knowledge from it. Yeah, I’m going to fail the first exam. Whatever.

Third, I attempted to set up a contractual agreement with a male baseball player after an impromptu make out session in the middle of the day. Yeah I had only met him two other times….wait maybe I am a skank?? Hahahah nah I just knew the first week I had time to enjoy myself a little. Since, I knew that the rest of the semester I would never get to see people ever again unless we were talking about pushing electrons and why something can depronate something else. Not really something you bring up between licking someone’s ear or having your ass grabbed, just sayin. So, since I am 100% honest and upfront all the time I just said it. I wanted a booty call a bon a fide make out buddy. Yup, just as I’m sure you have expected I never got called again. I don’t get it why it is so hard to just make out with someone without having all of the chains of a relationship. I’m lazy and have no time!!!! Why can’t the male species see that….hmm I think I’m a little backwards.

Lastly, I had my first sports event for the weekend. I did horrible and the last night I saw a horse break its leg. Amidst how awful the actual breaking of the leg was the worst part to stomach was watching my friend and team mate completely collapse in a fit of screaming and tears. It still shakes me four days later. I’ve had the hardest time focusing in school (even though I am buried in homework) because watching that all unfold and me being the person to take charge and care for the horse really brought me back to what is important in life and how fragile each and everyone one of us are.  I would love to share the rest of this story because I do need to get it off my chest but once again time is an issue. I need a shower, need to complete a lab assignment, and need to attempt to clear up my pizza acne face, oh, and at some point invest in some sleep. I hope all is well out in the sea of internet!